For strange contrivances, we already have electronic tongues tasting our beers and precious jewelry precariously placed on our eyes. However this time around, the ludicrous scenario is driven by a bitter real-life situation – a former British MI5 officer is selling his special-edition Breitling diver’s watch on eBay. And reason behind this ‘momentous’ decision? Well, according to sources, he is simply a bit short on cash at the moment. After serving with the British secret service for 18 years as a surveillance officer, he was let go due to his frequent rows with the agency’s superiors. Sadly enough, he has been unemployed for three years now, and supposedly requires money to study for a new profession.